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Best Whatsapp status When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something. Diets are hard because I get hungry. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror. God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!! I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still  smiling. Come in my Heart and pay no rent. If you don’t care, stop talking about it. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it! My heart is stolen…can I check

Whatsapp Status The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs… – You have a point. It’s just not very sharp Does anyone know any bad guys I can turn in for a cash reward? Let me know Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others! Life hack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, “Now thats-a spicy meatball!” people will learn not to ask you things. Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples? Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally Why do cops ask us why we think they pulled us over? It’s their job. I don’t go to the station and ask why they think I created a powerpoint. They say you only live once. If you live like I do, once is enough. Some days I cant stop thinking about you. Other days I wonde

Whatsapp Status हम आज भी शतरंज का खेल अकेले ही खेलते है, क्योंकि दोस्तों के खिलाफ चाल चलना हमें आता ही नही.. “Khush rahene ki baat mat kar, Khusi kudh hamse Muskurana sikhne aaya karti hai.” “Na Block kiya tha aur Na kabhi karenge… Tuje to apna photo aur status dikha-dikha ke jalayenge” मेरी किस्मत को परखने की गुस्ताखी मत करना, पहेले भी कई तुफान का रुख मोड़ चुका हूँ… “Badey Badey Ashiq mere Status ko dekh kar Salaam thoktey hai.” बेशक हमारी गेंग छोटी है.. पर सदस्य उसमें सारे सुलतान मिर्जा जैसे रखते है… “Pasand aaya to Dil me rakhta hu, Nahi to to Dimag me bhi nahi.” “Apun ki Zindagi taas ke Ikke ki tarah hai, Jiske bagair Badshah aur Rani dono adhure hai.” Awesome Feeling, Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. ^_^ That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_- That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders :D ;) An awesome moment:

Whatsapp Status status: I can’t log into facebook I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we’ll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me. oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!! We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “good-bye!” Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends. God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China. Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime आई… ला… !!! ? अच

Whatsapp sTAtus तू अपनी महेफिल में मुझे बदनाम करती है… पर ऐ बेखबर… वो लोग मेरे पैर छूते है… जिन्हें तू अपनी महेफिल में सलाम करती है…? मेरे बारे में अपनी राय कायम मत करों… क्युंकि…  वक्त बदलेगा…. ? तुम्हारी राय भी बदलेगी…? वो महोब्बत ही क्या जो Mobile ? की Battery ? ना खतम कर सकें… इतना Attitude मत दिखा पगली… जिस Powder से तू Mackup ? करती है… उस Powder से मै कैरम खेलता हूँ… ओ पगली… कितनी बार मेरी DP चेक करेगी…? इतनी बार तो डॉक्टर भी BP चेक नहीं करता…? बस यही एक Problem है कि साला कि… दिल से बात करनेवालों को हम दिमाग से जवाब नहीं देतें….? Oh no !!! Status देख रहा है… मतलब… अब तू Copy करेेगा… ? ~ Police Station… Dial ?? है प्रभु ये तेरी कैसी लिला… जब #Ladki रोती है तो #Bahot से कारन होते है… पर जब #Ladka रोता_है #तो ek ही कारन “Ladki”…? Facebook पर लड़कियाँ जितना Attitude दिखाती है… उससे ज्यादा तो सुंदर लड़कियाँ खेतों में गेहूँ काटने आती है…? जिंदा लोगों की कदर नहीं करते दुनिया वाले…रो-रो कर याद करते मरने के बाद…? भीड़ में खड़ा होना मकसद नही है मेरा, बल्कि भीड़ जिसके