Fun4Ever - Social Quotes for Everyone

Attitude status about myself I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins. :D I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode. I love my job only when I'm on vacation..... Never make eye contact while eating a banana. Life is Short - Chat Fast! If life gives you lemons, just add vodka. How can i miss something i never had? Hey there whatsapp is using me. Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity. Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!! Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC. You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it .. If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status? I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me! A bank is a place that will lend y

Cool Whatsapp Status I'm jealous my parents,  I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs I'm the dude with cool attitude Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore. Silence is the best response to a fool. A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings. It's not an attitude, it's the way I am. I don't have an attitude problem,  I just have a personality that you can't handle. My life my rules. Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect. I do not get drunk- I get awesome. Time is precious waste it wisely. Do not argue with an idiot,  he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. A jealous woman does better research than FBI. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. The only reason I am fat  because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug. The best things in life are free,  the seco