Fun4Ever - Social Quotes for Everyone

Best WhatsApp Status Keep Smiling & One day Life will tired of upsetting you :) Don't tell people your dreams, SHOW THEM! If I had a pound for every time I got suspicious... I'd wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why? I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION. There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you - I Love You Mom's logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry .. Borrow money from a pessimist- - he doesn't expect it back. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :P Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops. typing.... I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED :) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened. when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn't talk for a year & a half. “You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn't your friend anymo...