Fun4Ever - Social Quotes for Everyone

Whatsapp Status in English 1. I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won. 2. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. 3. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something. 4. Diets are hard because I get hungry. 5. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples. 6. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror. 7. God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!! 8. I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode. 9. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time. 10. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. 11. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the… 12. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice. 13. “F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions. 14. If I delete your number, you’re