Fun4Ever - Social Quotes for Everyone

Best Facebook Status I’m never sure what to do with my eyes when I’m at the dentist. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? What’s the proper etiquette here? Does liking a sad status update mean I’m sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad? Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”. What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved. Did you sea what I did there? I’m shore you did, beach. *Opens a pack of gum* Bam! Everyone’s your best friend. Nice food pictures people, please keep it to yourself unless you’re planning on taking me along. When people are singing Happy Birthday to me, I have no idea where to look. I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work. Phases of love. 1) xoxo. 2) xxx. 3) ex. I’m an excellent housekeep...