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Best Status Update Ever and forever in india

Best Whatsapp Status Admit it, sometimes even when their crush does something really weird, it still looks cute for you. Happiness is positive thinking enjoying the little things appreciating what you have and realizing it is a choice you can make today. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m a little tired of solving them for you. Every time I look at your sweet smile, my heart melts and I fall for you over and over again. The voices in my head tell me not to listen to the voices in my head, and now I don’t know who to listen to anymore Smile is nothing like “I’m just happy” I would Slap you so Hard that Even Google cant be Able to find you. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” Princess meets a talking frog. Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince? Frog:Sorry lady but that was my grandfather’s time, I need a blowjob. A place where people, who know

Best Status Update Ever and forever in india

Best Whatsapp Status Admit it, sometimes even when their crush does something really weird, it still looks cute for you. Happiness is positive thinking enjoying the little things appreciating what you have and realizing it is a choice you can make today. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m a little tired of solving them for you. Every time I look at your sweet smile, my heart melts and I fall for you over and over again. The voices in my head tell me not to listen to the voices in my head, and now I don’t know who to listen to anymore Smile is nothing like “I’m just happy” I would Slap you so Hard that Even Google cant be Able to find you. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.” Princess meets a talking frog. Princess: Do I kiss you to make you a handsome prince? Frog:Sorry lady but that was my grandfather’s time, I need a blowjob. A place where people, who know