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BEST FUNNY LOVE ATTITUDE AKAD WHATSAPP STATUS,

BEST FUNNY LOVE ATTITUDE AKAD WHATSAPP STATUS  The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight We have a history together ……and English and French also God is really creative, i mean…Just look at me Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh. If you are cute, I’m single… After Tuesday even the calendar goes W T F… I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode… A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine I can use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM” My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours. The only piece of ass you’re ever going to get is when your hands slip through the toilet paper. Stop checking my status! Go Get A Life I’ll marry that girl who looks pretty on her Aadhar card… People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy. Virginity iS not Dignity….. It’s lack of opportunity… Someone on his status is “Sleeping

BEST FUNNY LOVE ATTITUDE AKAD WHATSAPP STATUS

BEST ATTITUDE AKAD WHATSAPP STATUS Hosla Ho To Zindagi Pareshan Nahi Hoti, Akad Zinda Insan Ki Pahchan Nahi Hoti. Ye Akad Me Rehnaa Band Kar Wo To Pyaar He, Tujse,Warna Garaz To Kisi K Baap Ki Bhi Nahi Akad Wali Ladkiya Hum Se Dur Rahe Kyuki Akad Hum Sehte Nai Or.Bhav..Hum Dete Nai. Namak Swad Anusar Aur Akad Aukaat Anusaar Hi Acchi Lagti Hai. Teri Ego Toh 2 Din Ki Kahani Hai……But Meri Akad Toh Khandaani Hai. राज तो हमारा हर जगह पे है…। पसंद करने वालों के “दिल” में और नापसंद करने वालों के “दिमाग” में !! लोगो से कह दो हमारी तकदीर से जलना छोड़ दे हम घर से दवा नही माँ की दुआ लेकर निकलते है !! Living Alone Is Really Better Than Living With Fake People Who Hate U But Act Like Loving You. I Believe In Those, Who Believe In Me. “Love Is A Game In Which One Always Cheats.” I Can Live Without You.. I Can Die Without You.. But I Can’T Be With Someone Else. ~Whenever ¡ M!Ss U…I Jz Close My Eyes N ¡ See You Wid Me Holding My Hand N Saying Dat I’Ll Never Let U Go~ >Dont Check Out