BEST ATTITUDE AKAD WHATSAPP STATUS
Hosla Ho To Zindagi Pareshan Nahi Hoti, Akad Zinda Insan Ki Pahchan Nahi Hoti.
Ye Akad Me Rehnaa Band Kar Wo To Pyaar He, Tujse,Warna Garaz To Kisi K Baap Ki Bhi Nahi
Akad Wali Ladkiya Hum Se Dur Rahe Kyuki Akad Hum Sehte Nai Or.Bhav..Hum Dete Nai.
Namak Swad Anusar Aur Akad Aukaat Anusaar Hi Acchi Lagti Hai.
Teri Ego Toh 2 Din Ki Kahani Hai……But Meri Akad Toh Khandaani Hai.
राज तो हमारा हर जगह पे है…। पसंद करने वालों के “दिल” में और नापसंद करने वालों के “दिमाग” में !!
लोगो से कह दो हमारी तकदीर से जलना छोड़ दे हम घर से दवा नही माँ की दुआ लेकर निकलते है !!
Living Alone Is Really Better Than Living With Fake People Who Hate U But Act Like Loving You.
I Believe In Those, Who Believe In Me.
“Love Is A Game In Which One Always Cheats.”
I Can Live Without You.. I Can Die Without You.. But I Can’T Be With Someone Else.
~Whenever ¡ M!Ss U…I Jz Close My Eyes N ¡ See You Wid Me Holding My Hand N Saying Dat I’Ll Never Let U Go~
>Dont Check Out My Last Seen…..Text Me If You Miss Me<
Broken Heart Makes U Either Alcoholic Or Workaholic.
I Love To Walk In Fog, Because Nobody Knows I Am Smoking.
Knowledge Is Like Underwear. It Is Useful To Have It, But Not Necessary To Show It Off.
I Will Win, Not Immediately But Definitely.
I Don’T Have Dirty Mind, I Have Sexy Imagination.
You Have To Be Odd, To Be Number One.
My “Last Seen At” Was Just To Check Your “Last Seen At”.
Hey There….. Be There.
To Be Trusted Is A Greater Compliment Than To Be Loved.
A Hug Is The Best Way To End Any Argument.
Our Marriage Is Like A Workshop. I Work And My Wife Shops.
I M Not Special, I Am Just A Limited Edition.
The Best Music In The World Is Someone’S Heartbeat Beating For You.
Don’T Tell People Your Dreams, Show Them!
God Is Really Creative, I Mean…Just Look At Me.
I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.
When I Die, I Want To Go Peacefully Like My Grandfather Did–In His Sleep. Not Yelling And Screaming Like The Passengers In His Car.
Asking Dumb Questions Is Easier Than Correcting Dumb Mistakes.
If You Do A Job Too Well, You Will Get Stuck With It.
I’M Not Failed…My Success Is Just Postponed For Some Time.
I Need A Six Month Vacation, Twice A Year.
Just Saw The Most Smartest Person When I Was In Front Of The Mirror.
Knowledge Is Like Underwear. It Is Useful To Have It, But Not Necessary To Show It Off.
I’M Not Lazy. I’M Just On My Energy Saving Mode.
Etc = End Of Thinking Capacity.
Never Get Into Fights With Ugly People, They Have Nothing To Lose.
Laughter Is The Best Medicine. But, If You’Re Laughing Without Any Reason, You Need Medicine.
I Look At People Sometimes And Think…Really That’S The Sperm That Won.
When A Girl Says She’Ll Be Ready In 5 More Minutes, It’S The Same As When A Guy Says The Game Has 5 Minutes Left.
Please Be Patient Even A Toilet Can Handle Only One Ass Hole At A Time.
To Find Out A Girl’S Faults, Praise Her To Her Girlfriends.
I Come Up With The Best Ideas When Sitting On The Toilet Then Forget Them After The Flush.
Thanks To Facebook. I Now Know What Everyone’S Bathroom Looks Like.
Sorry About Those Texts I Sent You Last Night, My Phone Was Drunk.
If You Can Dream It. You Can Do It.
A Person Who Never Made A Mistake Never Tried Anything New.
A Journey Of A Thousand Miles Begins With A Single Step.
You Have To Learn The Rules Of The Game. And Then You Have To Play Better Than Anyone Else.
If You Can’T Fly, Then Run. If You Can’T Run Then Walk. If You Can’T Walk, Then Crawl. But Whatever You Do, You Have To Keep Moving Forward.
Do Not Give Up, The Beginning Is Always The Hardest.
If Opportunity Doesn’T Knock, Build A Door.
Dream Big, Work Hard.
The Only Way To Do Great Work Is To Love What You Do.
You’Re Already A Successful Personal. The Things We Take For Granted Someone Else Is Praying For.
जो #हमारी तरह #सिरफिरे होते हैं #इतिहास वोही लिखते हैं.. #समझदार तो सिर्फ उसे #पढते हैं.
कुत्तों को देशी घी और लङकियों को सच्चा प्यार कभी हज़म नही होता..।
दोस्तों के दिलो में और दुश्मनो की खोपड़ी में रहना आदत हे हमारी.
हमारी सोच और लोगो कि सोच मे बस ईतना हि फर्क हे, के वो सरकारी आदमी बनना चाहते हे और हम सरकार बनना चाहते हें.
वो तो #THODA सा हमारा #Attitude रंगीला हे रानी वरना हर #लड़की को #TERI दासी बना के रखते।।।
अच्छा हुआ तुने ठुकरा दिया… तेरा प्यार चाहिए था एहसान नहीं.
हमें ना ही हुकुम का ईका ना रानी का बादशाह बनना है…. हम तो जोकर ही अच्छे हैं….जिस की बाझी में आएगें.. बाझी पलट देगें.
Teri Ego Toh 2 Din Ki Kahani Hai…… But Meri Akad Toh Khandaani Hai….!!!!!!
Namak SWAD anusar, Akad AUKAT anusar.
Agar Hai Akad Toh Side Ka Rasta Pakad.
यूँ तो शिकायते तुझ से सैंकड़ों हैं मगर, तेरी एक मुस्कान ही काफी है सुलह के लिये….!!
रब रूठा है मुझसे ! तुझे माँगूं भी तो किस से ?
यादें भी क्या क्या करा देती हैं, कोई शायर हो गया……कोई खामोश !!
उन्हे लगता हे उसकी चालाकियाँ हमे समझ नही आती.. हम बड़ी खामोशी से देखते हे उन्हे अपनी नज़रों.
ऐसा नहीं.. कि दिल में तस्वीर नहीं थी, पर हाथों में तेरे नाम की लकीर नहीं थी.
काश तुम मेरी आंखाे का पानी बन जाओ मै रो ना सकू तुम्हे खाेने के डर से.
कैसे करू इस दिल की देख भाल, रोज थोड़ा सा, टूट जाता है.
मेरी उम्मीद का क़ातिल, वो एक लफ्ज “खुदा हफिज़”.
मुझे भी सीखा दो ना भुला देने का हुनर, नहीं रोया जाता रातो को उठ उठ कर.
अजीब से किस्से है ज़िंदगी तेरे मेरे कुछ में मैं नहीं और कुछ में तू नहीं.
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