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Best Attitude Whatsapp Status Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable. I’m cool but global warming made me hot When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst. Without me its just awso. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;) I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;) I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. It’s so simple to be wise....

Best Attitude Whatsapp Status Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable. I’m cool but global warming made me hot When i am good i am best , when i am bad i am worst. Without me its just awso. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 100,000 sperms and i was the fastest;) I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;) I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. It’s so simple to be wise....