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BEST FUNNY LOVE ATTITUDE AKAD WHATSAPP STATUS,

BEST FUNNY LOVE ATTITUDE AKAD WHATSAPP STATUS 



The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight


We have a history together ……and English and French also


God is really creative, i mean…Just look at me


Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.


If you are cute, I’m single…


After Tuesday even the calendar goes W T F…


I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode…


A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl, which machine I can use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”


My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.




The only piece of ass you’re ever going to get is when your hands slip through the toilet paper.


Stop checking my status! Go Get A Life


I’ll marry that girl who looks pretty on her Aadhar card…


People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.


Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy.


Virginity iS not Dignity….. It’s lack of opportunity…


Someone on his status is “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s probably dead.


Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.


You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.


I’m all for change as long as it doesn’t directly affect my routine.


I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough


I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.


I just found out there is nothing wrong with me, it’s the world that has issues…


SAVE WATER! Always take shower with your GF….


If women could read MINDS, man will get SLAPPED every second…


Guys have no idea how long something they’ve said can stay on a girls mind.


My phone battery dies faster than my dreams.


Some Hindi ones

Admi to vaise hum kaam k the… bas pyar me barbad ho gye..


Teri Bandi Meri FAN… Catch me if you can


“Hmm” is the best way to say “Bas kar BC. Ab baat nahi karni tujhse”
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