Whatsapp Status
“Khush rahene ki baat mat kar, Khusi kudh hamse Muskurana sikhne aaya karti hai.”
“Na Block kiya tha aur Na kabhi karenge… Tuje to apna photo aur status dikha-dikha ke jalayenge”
मेरी किस्मत को परखने की गुस्ताखी मत करना, पहेले भी कई तुफान का रुख मोड़ चुका हूँ…
“Badey Badey Ashiq mere Status ko dekh kar Salaam thoktey hai.”
बेशक हमारी गेंग छोटी है.. पर सदस्य उसमें सारे सुलतान मिर्जा जैसे रखते है…
“Badey Badey Ashiq mere Status ko dekh kar Salaam thoktey hai.”
बेशक हमारी गेंग छोटी है.. पर सदस्य उसमें सारे सुलतान मिर्जा जैसे रखते है…
“Pasand aaya to Dil me rakhta hu, Nahi to to Dimag me bhi nahi.”
“Apun ki Zindagi taas ke Ikke ki tarah hai, Jiske bagair Badshah aur Rani dono adhure hai.”
Awesome Feeling, Being so close with someone that you insult each other all the time and never get offended. ^_^
That Amazing Moment.. When YOu DrOp YOur PhOne.. But, The HeadphOnes Save Its Life.. ^_-
That awesome moment when we bunkers get more marks !! Than attenders :D ;)
An awesome moment: when you update your status with somebody in your mind and that person like your status first.
That 'Awesome moment', when you see someone's status,and you know it's aimed at you :-)
Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be awesome. It just happens. They ignore you now, but they will need you later.
If you realize that you spend nice moments beside someone, that means that your heart loves that person.
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke..
I like crazy people, especially those who don't see the risk.
Best conversations always happen late in the night. :)
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do.
Someday somewhere somehow me & you will be together.
Love is not something you say and it happens. It is a feeling that is felt deep in the heart and I feel it for you
Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.
They say "don't drink and drive". Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".
It's funny how all trust goes away when you can't find the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" No. "Stand up".
The awesome moment, when, you upload a status just for one particular person, and that person co-incidently is the first one to LIKE that status..!! :-)
The Awsome moment.. When u r telling A Joke but can't finish it Because Your laughng too hard.. Then friend says: Dekh Pehly hans ley ya bol ley :P
Without love, we feel nothing. Without dreams, we accomplish nothing. Without GOD, we are nothing.
I always wonder if someone somewhere is doing the same exact thing as I AM.
I may not be perfect but Im always ME.
NO matter how worthless you think you are, There’s at least one person who thinks you are amazing.
While there’s life, there’s HOPE.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.
Pretty words are not always true and true words are not always pretty.
Sometimes we cant choose the music life gives us but we can definitely choose how we dance.
Love is a gamble, you take a chance, let your heart go, like a dice, you never know the result until the END.
Never give up on anybody, miracles happen everyday.
People say, Find good people & leave bad ones but it should be, Find the good in people & ignore the bad in them. Remember No One Is Perfect in This World.
Always listen to your heart. Its on your left side but it will always be RIGHT.
Every new day gives new things and there we create new memories.
We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.
If you never try, you’ll never know.
Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.
Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.
Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, The word itself says I’M POSSIBLE.
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
When nothing goes right! GO LEFT.
Just because you miss someone, does not mean you need them back. Missing is just a part of moving on.
Let’s tell our families and friends how much we love them.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 92,748 times, you are a weather man.
Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.
My new voicemail: “If you have reached this recording, please hang up and text me.”
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
when a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left.:D
If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one. (;
Isn’t it odd how people kill flys just because they’re annoying? If people killed people for being annoying I would’ve died like 15 years ago.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
It isn’t until your kids start talking back that you realize dogs would’ve been a better option.
Every time I see an obese cop, a small part of me hopes he has to chase me.
The guy who invented the Time Machine has just died…. RIP DAVE JONES 2187-2014
In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake
Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, there’s nothing right; and on the right side, there’s nothing left
How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
My dinner stomach is full, but my dessert stomach still has room
Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys? Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks, .. But Paying the Bill does.
A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying ‘boy was that fun.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Oooooh, that's a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.
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