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Nature quotes for whatsapp status

Nature quotes for whatsapp status The good man is the friend of all living things We came all this way to explore the moon, and the most important thing is that we discovered the earth. In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. I’m not an environmentalist. I’m an Earth warrior. After a visit to the beach, it’s hard to believe that we live in a material world. Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. In wilderness is the preservation of the world. In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. He that plants trees loves others beside himself. When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world. There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all. मुलाक़ातें जरूरी है अगर रिश्ते बचना है, लगाकर भूल जाने से तो पौधे भी सूख जाते है। पेड़ बूढ़ा ही सही, आँगन में लगा रहने दो, फल न सही,...

Whatsapp Status for couples

Whatsapp Status   My words are like a china phone. They have no guarantee! Always Smile :-) It confuses people :D If you’re bad. Call me your Dad. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode. You can never buy Love... But still you have to pay for it...  Save water - Drink beer! Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software... it's called Monday, please fix it. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer. My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.  Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship :P Let me hurt your face, maybe I got a little relief by doing this. Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none. Loving you is like breathing How can I stop? I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start. Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. ...

Super Short Whatsapp Status

Super Short Whatsapp Status Mans are many but money is money  She takes your hand, I die a little…  I can drive you crazy without a drivers license. If being hot is a crime …………….. ARREST ME. I don’t hate schooI. I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning. Treat me like a queen and I’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you how it’s played. When I ask you to listen to a song, it’s because the lyrics mean everything I’m trying to say to you… Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, bcoz on the inside it’s often a different story. I need a lifetime lover, not a night time lover. Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*. When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you. GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine  The only match I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever I don’t trust anyone. Even the Devil wa...

Best Whatsapp status for actress

Best Whatsapp status AND IF HUMANITY IS THE LAST WAR, THEN I AM THE BATTLEFIELD. IF PEOPLE ARE TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK, BE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE THE ONE IN FRONT. DEAR MATH, PLEASE GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, I’M TIRED OF SOLVING THEM FOR YOU. BE YOURSELF; EVERYONE ELSE IS ALREADY TAKEN. I LOOK TO THE FUTURE BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE I’M GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE. WHY CRY FOR SOMEONE WHEN YOU CAN LAUGH NEXT TO SOMEONE ELSE? IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING. IF YOU CAN’T FIND YOUR BETTER HALF, TRY FINDING YOUR BETTER TWO QUARTERS. :-B GIVE ME A PHOTO OF YOU SO I CAN SHOW SANTA WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS. IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO BE GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY. Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right? Do you ever look at your life and think “What has the internet done to me?” I already know this is going to be a disaster. I pregret this. Ke$ha: weak music choice, strong password choice. Apparently, the avera...

Whatsapp Status for new couples

Whatsapp Status The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs… – You have a point. It’s just not very sharp Does anyone know any bad guys I can turn in for a cash reward? Let me know Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others! Life hack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, “Now thats-a spicy meatball!” people will learn not to ask you things. Anyone want to be fake engaged for two hours so we can eat cake samples? Relationship status: sleeping in my bed diagonally Why do cops ask us why we think they pulled us over? It’s their job. I don’t go to the station and ask why they think I created a powerpoint. They say you only live once. If you live like I do, once is enough. Some days I cant stop thinking about you. Other days I wonde...