Best Whatsapp status for actress

Best Whatsapp status

AND IF HUMANITY IS THE LAST WAR, THEN I AM THE BATTLEFIELD.

IF PEOPLE ARE TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK, BE HAPPY THAT YOU ARE THE ONE IN FRONT.


DEAR MATH, PLEASE GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS, I’M TIRED OF SOLVING THEM FOR YOU.


BE YOURSELF; EVERYONE ELSE IS ALREADY TAKEN.


I LOOK TO THE FUTURE BECAUSE THAT’S WHERE I’M GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE.


WHY CRY FOR SOMEONE WHEN YOU CAN LAUGH NEXT TO SOMEONE ELSE?


IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING.


IF YOU CAN’T FIND YOUR BETTER HALF, TRY FINDING YOUR BETTER TWO QUARTERS. :-B


GIVE ME A PHOTO OF YOU SO I CAN SHOW SANTA WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS.


IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO BE GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.


Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?

Do you ever look at your life and think “What has the internet done to me?”

I already know this is going to be a disaster. I pregret this.

Ke$ha: weak music choice, strong password choice.

Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours.

Men, remember to re-stock the spiders this weekend so she remembers why she keeps you around.

I’d go to the gym but I’m still tinkering with the ultimate workout playlist I started three years ago.

So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?

I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me.

Could you imagine if Alex Trebek had a twin? DOUBLE JEOPARDY.

People with status don’t need status


You shouldn’t care about History when you’re living an Incognito life.


You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had


In your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars


I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything


My Friend ask me, How is your life? I said she is fine.

In today's world, the key to success is to delete your ..Whatsapp & Facebook account!


Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.


There is nothing greater in the world ,than being loving parents...


*Sometimes no matter..! how much you want things to happen!, all you can do is wait...


It’s not a nap unless your face wakes up in a puddle of your own drool.

Wanted: rocket scientist to untangle these headphones. 

How much whiskey goes into cookies? I’m new to this whole baking thing.

The best thing about Twitter & Instagram is that every girl finally gets to be a princess, or a _princess, or even a prin_cess.

I will never forget the day when she said yes to me because that was the last time we agreed on anything.


YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANYTHING YOU DON’T RESPECT, INCLUDING LOT’S OF MONEY.


IT’S DIFFICULT TO APPRECIATE THE VALUE OF OTHERS WHEN YOUR OWN SELF ASSESSMENT IS OVER VALUED.


I LIVE IN THAT SOLITUDE WHICH IS PAINFUL IN YOUTH, BUT DELICIOUS IN THE YEARS OF MATURITY.


I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, AND ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?

MY HEAD’LL EXPLODE IF I CONTINUE WITH THIS ESCAPISM.


WHY SHOULD I CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF ME? I AM WHO I AM. AND WHO I WANNA BE.


SEE THE BOWTIE? I WEAR IT AND I DON’T CARE. THAT’S WHY IT’S COOL.


I’LL COME AND MAKE LOVE TO YOU AT FIVE O’CLOCK. IF I’M LATE START WITHOUT ME.


YOU CAN’T BURN ME.


I CHANGED MY PASSWORD EVERYWHERE TO ‘INCORRECT.’ THAT WAY WHEN I FORGET IT, IT ALWAYS REMINDS ME.

Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

People who complain about the weather are usually harder to deal with than the weather itself.

Give yourself a chance to be happy. It might be easier than you think.

Life is a journey, with problems to solve, lessons to learn, but most of all, experiences to enjoy.

*Sends risky text* 15 seconds later no reply. “Oh God what have I done!”


I want every morning to start being wrapped in your arms


If I know what love is, it is because of you.


Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship, never.


I love you more than you will ever know.


All I need is you NEEDING me.


Everyone has an addiction mine just happens to be you.


The <3 has reasons The mind could never understand.


It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.


With love one can live even without happiness.


A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.


At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!

I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on.

My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.

I am who I am, Your approval is not needed.

Life is too short to be serious all the time.

So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU.

“370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down.

How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything.

Every mother on earth gave birth to a child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend!

OF COURSE! Talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

When people talk behind my back Remember it is the best position to kiss my a**.

An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wasn’t able to find you.

I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.

After Monday and Tuesday, the even calendar says W T F…

Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.

Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher