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Best Whatsapp status When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something. Diets are hard because I get hungry. We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples. Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror. God is really creative, I mean...just look at m!!! I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time. Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem. Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still  smiling. Come in my Heart and pay no rent. If you don’t care, stop talking about it. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shits. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it! My heart is stolen…can I check

Best Whatsapp Status Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality. Status Unavailable,please try and reload again. I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒ to reveal your PIN,You need to authenticate yourself to see my status  marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops.LOL! Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good. I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses. I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true. Ability to take failures makes you successful. ***No Status*** I never live like candle because,I cant let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I  would prefer to be SUN. Stop checking my status better you have your own. I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who love me. There are 3 kind of people – vegetarian, non-vegetarian & only non-vegetar

Best Whatsapp Status I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME! I smile …Because I don’t know WHAT THE HELL is going on. My attitude will always be based on how you treat me. I am who I am, Your approval is not needed. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can’t laugh at yourself, CALL ME…I’LL LAUGH AT YOU. “370HSSV0773H” Read it upside down. How other see you, is not important…How you see yourself means everything. Every mother on earth gave birth to a child except my mother, She gave birth to Legend! OF COURSE! Talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice. When people talk behind my back Remember it is the best position to kiss my a**. An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard. I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wasn’t able to find you. I tried to be normal. Worst two minutes of my life. After Monday and Tuesday, the even calendar says W T F… Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.