Amazing Whatsapp Status
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition
“I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!”””
“” I have a new theory in life…what other people think of me is truly none of my business!…
“””Will love you till my last breathe….”
“”My attitude depends on the people in front of me….””
Find the guy that will take you home to meet his parents, not his bedroom
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something
Don’t Think Too Much, You’ll Create a Problem That Wasn’t Even There
Just because I don’t start the conversation doesn’t mean I’m not dying to talk to you
You can either be knocked down by the negative things, or you can take it in a positive way and learn from it.
Never lose focus of what you want for yourself.
I’m the type of girl that puts on her better smile, her better outfit, and better attitude and shows him what he left behind.
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me. Best attitude status for girls.
It’s the good girls who keep diaries;the bad girls never have the time.
Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them…
Women don’t make fools of men…..most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful,hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
When you’re talking to your friend and you stop mid-sentence because the bitch you don’t like, walks by.
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
I don’t have time to hate people,who hate me because, I’m too busy in loving people who love me.
God Is Really Creative, I Mean…Just Look At Me.
I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.
When I Die, I Want To Go Peacefully Like My Grandfather Did–In His Sleep. Not Yelling And Screaming Like The Passengers In His Car.
Asking Dumb Questions Is Easier Than Correcting Dumb Mistakes.
If You Do A Job Too Well, You Will Get Stuck With It.
I’M Not Failed…My Success Is Just Postponed For Some Time.
I Need A Six Month Vacation, Twice A Year.
Just Saw The Most Smartest Person When I Was In Front Of The Mirror.
Knowledge Is Like Underwear. It Is Useful To Have It, But Not Necessary To Show It Off.
I’M Not Lazy. I’M Just On My Energy Saving Mode.
Etc = End Of Thinking Capacity.
Never Get Into Fights With Ugly People, They Have Nothing To Lose.
Laughter Is The Best Medicine. But, If You’Re Laughing Without Any Reason, You Need Medicine.
I Look At People Sometimes And Think…Really That’S The Sperm That Won.
When A Girl Says She’Ll Be Ready In 5 More Minutes, It’S The Same As When A Guy Says The Game Has 5 Minutes Left.
Please Be Patient Even A Toilet Can Handle Only One Ass Hole At A Time.
To Find Out A Girl’S Faults, Praise Her To Her Girlfriends.
I Come Up With The Best Ideas When Sitting On The Toilet Then Forget Them After The Flush.
Thanks To Facebook. I Now Know What Everyone’S Bathroom Looks Like.
Sorry About Those Texts I Sent You Last Night, My Phone Was Drunk.
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