Cool Status for Whatsapp
I still cannot close my eyes and it’s too late; the reason is that every time we see each other I get very emotional and cannot stop thinking about you. Have a good night.
Every time I need you are right next to me, I feel like in the clouds when I look at you and I cannot say how much I love you my life
FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.
When I count my blessings i count you twice.
I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
You are the thought in my dreams. U r the vision in my eyes.U r the sound in my ears.U r the words in my mouth.You’re everything I need. U r everything I want. You’re everything that makes me, me.
Falling in love is not a option. To stay in love is.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
Thanks for changing my life completely. Beside you my lonely days are over. You have made my life happy.
God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun. ……
No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole.
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ………..
Someone else is happy with less than what you have.
There’s nothing wrong with you there’s a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
I’m not always ‘Available’ try your luck next time.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. Born to express not to impress.
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
Today’s moment is to be lived, shared and enjoyed so be the one who brings a little magic to others and have an awesome time doing it.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap.
You can’t hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. – -Jim Rohn
Don’t think of cost. Think of value.
I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing
A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.
Everything is fine in love and War.
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. – Zig Ziglar
Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.
I think Love is the best refreshment in life.
You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.
The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
Just smile and smell good.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE. ………
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.
Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you deal with it
I’m a nice person i just hate everyone.
No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
I’m done begging for your love.
If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life.
People say me bad…..trust me i am the worst.
When I count my blessings i count you twice.
I am so much better at text flirting than real flirting.
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
You are the thought in my dreams. U r the vision in my eyes.U r the sound in my ears.U r the words in my mouth.You’re everything I need. U r everything I want. You’re everything that makes me, me.
Falling in love is not a option. To stay in love is.
Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
If you’re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.
Thanks for changing my life completely. Beside you my lonely days are over. You have made my life happy.
God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
Reading texts half asleep is like looking into the sun. ……
No one rises suddenly in the World, Not Even the Sun.
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.
Don’t ask what the meaning of life is. You define it.
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile then walk into a pole.
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life ………..
Someone else is happy with less than what you have.
There’s nothing wrong with you there’s a lot wrong with the world you live in- Chris Colfer
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
I don’t need to explain myself, I know I’m right.
Every new day is another chance to change something in your life every new day is a chance to feel blessed for what you have.
The best dreams happen when eyes are open.
It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.
I’m not always ‘Available’ try your luck next time.
Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. Born to express not to impress.
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
Today’s moment is to be lived, shared and enjoyed so be the one who brings a little magic to others and have an awesome time doing it.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
Love is like a fart, If you have to force it, It’s probably a crap.
You can’t hire someone else to do your push-ups for you. – -Jim Rohn
Don’t think of cost. Think of value.
I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing
A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.
Everything is fine in love and War.
A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. – Zig Ziglar
Log kya kahange has killed more dreams than anything else.
I think Love is the best refreshment in life.
You don’t always get what you wish for. You get what you work for.
The Soul is a dream flower that opens only once in life.
I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.
Just smile and smell good.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE. ………
If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.
Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you deal with it
I’m a nice person i just hate everyone.
No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
There is only happiness in this life, to love and be loved.
INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar in context….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
I’m done begging for your love.
If you run into a wall. Don’t turn around and give up.
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
Pople are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise..
Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??..
Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status...
I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart..
I am Waiting for GF Message!
There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful..
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
I don't care what people think or say about me!..
I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
Your whatsapp status say's online... If your online then, why aren't you msg me!
Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!
Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!
If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
Apni to bass ek hi wish hai... Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!
Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!
Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to be loved.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
The good things in life are amazing with you!
I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.
You are my best reason to lose sleep.
I am in love with you and all your little things..
The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is friendship Set on Fire
I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.
Am i just crazy or falling in love?
Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.
The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.
I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.
Being with you has made me 100% complete..
Kiss me, & You will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you…
Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.
We loved with a love which was more then Love..
My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.
Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.
My heart is and always be yours forever.
Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
Always give your 100 percent ….unless you’r donating blood .
lazy People Fact #5812672793
You were too lazy to read that number.
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
I like to take road less travelled…..helps me to avoid traffic.
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
I can see you checking my whatsapp status. B)
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
Second chances are for losers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we don’t like.
Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
Error: status unavailable
Waiting for wi-fi network.
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)
Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …
I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
Tip to avoid car insurance……….Join facebook and never leave home.
You can’t put a value on a human life,but my wife’s life insurance company made a pretty fair offer.
Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
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