Best whatsapp status collection.

Best whatsapp status collection.



Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.

Status Unavailable,please try and reload again.

I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒ to reveal your PIN,You need to authenticate yourself to see my status 

marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops.LOL!

Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.

I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.

I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”.

Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.

Ability to take failures makes you successful.

***No Status***

I never live like candle because,I cant let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be SUN.

Stop checking my status better you have your own.

I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who love me.

There are 3 kind of people – vegetarian, non-vegetarian & only non-vegetarian

Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED

WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )

Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account

Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we cant find heart in an XRays

My parents are My world,and I go on world tour daily.

Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”

The problem is that you think you’ve time!

If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts but not theory.

The most painful thing in world is being loved and then ditched.

Being in love with someone and still single. 

I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.

Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat

Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.

Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.

Don’t wait for that moment,take the moment and make it perfect.

Compiling my Dreams


Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.

I love my job when i am on vacations.

The lottery is a myth.

Silent is the new s3xy.

Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.

You are never too old to chase your dreams.

Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise

Understanding is important than perfection.

My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it

I compete with myself

Save Water, Drink V0dka!

Marriage is the cause of divorce,no marriage no divorce.

My life Mahh Rulz.LOL

Failures are temporary ,But success is Permanent

Work Hard until you can count your money.

Lehron ko rokhne se behtar teherna sikh jao!

Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye,kyunk wo hamare sare raaj janta he.



I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH

Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!

For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.

Money won’t work until you work for money.

Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.

I just want to die young as late as possible.

If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!

One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.

I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

Make sure you did something before checking out of life.

Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.

I have no addiction,i just have few bad habits.

Better be alone than being lone in crowd.

Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.


Respect your work and it shall respect you.

If life is squeezing you,something good gonna happen.

My last seen was just to check your last seen

I have you in my arms,and so do I have my cell phone

Chasing dreams really fast and furious.

Every LOVE story is beautiful,ours is awesome.

I am an Day Dreamer since i don’t sleep in night.

Future is subject to market risk,so enjoy it as it is today.

I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.

I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.

I don’t have relationship and I don’t want to be in one.I AM ENTREPRENEUR.

Don’t try to mess with me I am an budding entrepreneur,and you have no idea what I can do.

Respect yourself and follow your heart.

I also do have volatile RAM its just called HEART.

Day after tomorrow is most beautiful but many people will die tomorrow evening.
Help in need is favor indeed.

Genius at Play > Your game OVER.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Sometimes you succeed other times you learn.

Passion is the genesis of genius.

I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!

Doing more of what makes me happy

Read and Read and you shall sustain.

The best option is to take opportunity whatsoever may be the result.

I have Many Problems in My Life.But My lips don’t know that, They always Smile..

Work as much as you can,so that you won’t have anything to regret later.

Drink > Eat > Dance > Sleep

Love is blind but eyes ain’t that is why I love you

Like me or hate me for what you know about be,not by what you have heard about me.

No matter what home will always please you,how so ever it may be.

No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, where love is there.

Battery low,please disturb later.

I don’t get angry I just have more energy.

I always play to WIN.

Analysis is key to success in this era.

Rishte par Naaz karo,Kal jitna Bharosa tha utna Aaj karo

Aastha pattharo ko bhi bhagwan bana deti hai

During last 5 minutes of examination I always get supernatural power (

My brain need some recharge,and i think you are my charger

The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, 

until you step in the exam hall.LOL

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..

Exams are to interrogate not to irritate.

Last day of exam is always best day of the month.


My liver needs some wash,do we have any free service center

Dreams go hand in hand with hardwork

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

Study for interest not for making interest.

Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude they are both different.

My personality is me and my attitude depends on you.


Status chod DP dekh

Being Entrepreneur never goes out of style.

Love in air and pollution too.

Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

I am happy on even days and more happy on odd days.

An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.

Friends are the family you can choose.

If your are good at it,never do it for free.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Life is better when I’m drunk.

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall,kyunki deewaro ke bhi kaan hote he.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection

I am the boss and my wife too,now we are planning to build an empire.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep

If I had a dollar for every funny status I read, I’d be millionaire

Busy at a moment,free forever.

Love your neighbor. But never get caught.

I love you more than my play-station did you get that now?.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!

Not always “Available”.Try your Luck and call me.

Dear time,can you have more weekend please!


Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!

Kush raho,khate raho,sote raho,machate raho.

Baghtoy ka ragani overtake kela ahe waghani

What you believe is your reality,what i believe is my reality.There is nothing as such reality in 

this world,what exists is only a perception.

I speak my mind but i never mind what i speak.

Learning to play guitar of my mind.

Dil bada to tu bada.

The name of game is how much confidence you have.

Kaam he to naam he.

Moving from gambling to gratitude.

Easy left me long time ago.

Coz baby you are firework,come on let your colours burst.

Sometimes you really need to change,since sorry is not enough.

Think twice….code once.

People hate what they don’t understand.

You can you see.

Either suffer the pain of discipline or regret.

#engineers today #entrepreneur tomorrow #dream

Put aside emotions and do what is needed in the world,That is success.

It’s fun being me.

For everything that i dream,but can’t achieve I must blame myself.

360NoScope

Not watching the clock but doing what it does.# keep Moving.

It always seems impossible unless its done.

#keep cool

Love work and it shall love you back.

Grow through what you go through.

Nothing lasts forever,so use it at proper time.

You can lead a horse to water,but can’t make him drink it.

Bas maa ka pyar saccha hota he.

I will do that time after time.#and i amDEAD

People hate what they don’t understand.

The game is circle of Routine,unless you escape you will keep moving the same orbit.



Sometimes you write status not for all but for one.

C.H.A.N.G.E.D.

Dusk or Dawn is matter of choice.

I love it calling whatsup than whatsapp.

FEAR is a LIAR.

Story of Mah Life.

I Never judge by its cover.

Things we loose have their own way of coming back

I want to go home

Do more,Care Less.

I m somewhere in middle of nowhere 

Life is like rainbow you need both sun and rain to make it COLOURFUL

Learning to achieve

When you fight the past,past fights you back.But when you fight present You Simply WIN

Hope is what makes me Stronger.

Haters Exit,not because of what they have done but because of their own dissatisfaction with 

what they have done.

I believe in living today,not in yesterday,nor in tomorrow.

Put aside emotions and do what you are supposed to do.(Life whatsapp status)

Itni jaldi kya he abhi to mene padhai start kari he.

It’s not about the shoes,it’s about what you do in them.

Unicorns do exixt.They’re just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.

No more watch,its game time.

Winning a no win situation by changing rules.

The person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.

Yaadein mithai ki dabbe ki tarah hoti hai,ek bar kholo to sirf ek tukda nahi kha paaoge.

First love,second chance? 

If dreams don’t scare you,they aren’t big enough.

The real cost of living is dying.

Zing Zing Zing Zing Zingat.

Madness is like gravity,you know all you need is a little push.

I feel like some people deserve high five on face.

I feel on top of world,when I employ myself and not someone else employing me. #i am 

entrepreneur.

Hey,see you around in hell.

Stop counting my karmas,I have stored them in swiss bank.

Once an entrepreneur ,always an entrepreneur.Keep hustling 

3 rules to remember in life 1.Do not panic 2.If u panic get calm immediately 3.Remember rules 1 and 2

Everything is fare on life and race.

I need to get personal AC’s in this terrible temperature

Girl in need is your wife indeed.

“Love me as you do” says to me my pet.And I just love him/her.

Starting a new life with BOOM.

Life gives hurdles,but i am an athlete.So its fun.

Playing music of life,and it seems its just NOISE.

Friends and family need no excuse

Good job god,You know it all.I believe in you.