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Tum Zindagi me aa to gaye ho, Magar Khayal Rakhna
Hum ‘Jaan’ de dete hai ,Par ‘Jaane’ nahi dete…
Akhir Sikha hi di berukhi is zaalim jamane ne tujhe,
Ki tum jo seekh lete ho hampar hi aazmaate ho….
तुझे तो हमारी मोहब्बत ने मशहूर कर दिया बेवफ़ा ….
वरना तू सुर्खियों में रहे तेरी इतनी औकात नहीं……!
Kaun kehta hai hum uske bina mar jaayenge,
Him to dariya hain, samundar me utar jaayenge,
Wp taras jaayenge pyar ki ek ek bund ke liye,
Hum to baadal hai pyar ke kisi aur par baras jaayenge…
Humko aajmane ki zurrat kisi ki,
Hum khud apna taqdeer likhte hai,
Khuda ke likhawat ko badalna to hamari fitrat hai,
Haar ko jeet mein badal kar hatho ki lakeer badalte hai.
Na jaane kya baat hai tere chehre par
Tere samne aane se zyada tujhe chupkhar dekhna acha lagta hai…
Tammana hai ki koi hamari bhi shakishiyat se pyar kare
Vrna haisiyatse pyar to seher ki taiwyaf bhi karti hai…
Bewafai Karke Niklun Ya Wafa Kar Jaunga,
Shehar Ko Har Zaike Se Aashna Kar Jaunga,
Tu Bhi Dhoondega Mujhe Shauq-e-Saza Mein Ek Din,
Main Bhi Koi Khoobsurat Si Khata Kar Jaunga.
मैं बंदूक और गिटार,दोनों चलाना जानता हूं
तय तुम्हे करना है की,आप कौन सी धुन पर नाचोगे..
Ajeeb Si Kashish Hai Aap Me
ki Hum Aap Ke Khayalon Me Khoye Rehte Hai
ye Soch Kar Ke Aap Khawabo Me Aao Ge
hum Din Me Bhi Soya Karte Hai….
दिल में मोहब्बत का होना जरूरी
है……..
वर्ना याद तो रोज दुश्मन भी किया
करते है …………
Kitni Jaldi Mulaqat Guzar Jaati Hai,
pyaas Bujhti Nahin Barsat Guzar Jaati Hai.
apni Yaadon Se Keh Do Is Tarah Naa Aaya Kare,
neend Aati Nahi Aur Raat Guzar Jaati Hai.
Kitni Jaldi Mulaqat Guzar Jaati Hai,
pyaas Bujhti Nahin Barsat Guzar Jaati Hai.
apni Yaadon Se Keh Do Is Tarah Naa Aaya Kare,
neend Aati Nahi Aur Raat Guzar Jaati Hai.
Woh mera sab kuch he bas mera mukaddar nahi,
Kash woh mera kuch bhi na hota sirf mukaddar hota….
Mujhe pata hai,
Meri khuddari tumhe kho degi,
Main bhi kya karu,
Mujhe maangne ki aadat nahi…
Kutte bhaunkte hai……….
Zinda hone ka ehsas dilane k
liye,……..
Jungle ka sanata……….
Sher ki mauzudgi baya karta hai.
Jab mujhe yakin hai ki khuda mere sath hai,
tab is se mujhe fark nahi padta kaun kaun mere khilaaf hai…
Cheekhe bhi yaha gaur se sunta nahi koi,
are kis shaher me tum sher sunane chale aaye…
Tum Zindagi me aa to gaye ho, Magar Khayal Rakhna
Hum ‘Jaan’ de dete hai ,Par ‘Jaane’ nahi dete…
My last
seen,was to check
your last seen at…
तेरी मोहब्बत मैं
और मेरी फितरत मैं
फर्क इतना है की….
तेरा Attitude नही जाता
और मुझे झुकना नहीं आता…
Peene Pilane Ki Kya Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Karte The,
Jitni Tum Jaam Mein Liye Baithe Ho,
Utni Hum Paimaane Mein Chod Diya Karte The…
seen,was to check
your last seen at…
तेरी मोहब्बत मैं
और मेरी फितरत मैं
फर्क इतना है की….
तेरा Attitude नही जाता
और मुझे झुकना नहीं आता…
Peene Pilane Ki Kya Baat Karte Ho,
Kabhi Hum Bhi Piya Karte The,
Jitni Tum Jaam Mein Liye Baithe Ho,
Utni Hum Paimaane Mein Chod Diya Karte The…
Akhir Sikha hi di berukhi is zaalim jamane ne tujhe,
Ki tum jo seekh lete ho hampar hi aazmaate ho….
तुझे तो हमारी मोहब्बत ने मशहूर कर दिया बेवफ़ा ….
वरना तू सुर्खियों में रहे तेरी इतनी औकात नहीं……!
Kaun kehta hai hum uske bina mar jaayenge,
Him to dariya hain, samundar me utar jaayenge,
Wp taras jaayenge pyar ki ek ek bund ke liye,
Hum to baadal hai pyar ke kisi aur par baras jaayenge…
Humko aajmane ki zurrat kisi ki,
Hum khud apna taqdeer likhte hai,
Khuda ke likhawat ko badalna to hamari fitrat hai,
Haar ko jeet mein badal kar hatho ki lakeer badalte hai.
Na jaane kya baat hai tere chehre par
Tere samne aane se zyada tujhe chupkhar dekhna acha lagta hai…
Tammana hai ki koi hamari bhi shakishiyat se pyar kare
Vrna haisiyatse pyar to seher ki taiwyaf bhi karti hai…
Bewafai Karke Niklun Ya Wafa Kar Jaunga,
Shehar Ko Har Zaike Se Aashna Kar Jaunga,
Tu Bhi Dhoondega Mujhe Shauq-e-Saza Mein Ek Din,
Main Bhi Koi Khoobsurat Si Khata Kar Jaunga.
मैं बंदूक और गिटार,दोनों चलाना जानता हूं
तय तुम्हे करना है की,आप कौन सी धुन पर नाचोगे..
Ajeeb Si Kashish Hai Aap Me
ki Hum Aap Ke Khayalon Me Khoye Rehte Hai
ye Soch Kar Ke Aap Khawabo Me Aao Ge
hum Din Me Bhi Soya Karte Hai….
दिल में मोहब्बत का होना जरूरी
है……..
वर्ना याद तो रोज दुश्मन भी किया
करते है …………
Kitni Jaldi Mulaqat Guzar Jaati Hai,
pyaas Bujhti Nahin Barsat Guzar Jaati Hai.
apni Yaadon Se Keh Do Is Tarah Naa Aaya Kare,
neend Aati Nahi Aur Raat Guzar Jaati Hai.
Kitni Jaldi Mulaqat Guzar Jaati Hai,
pyaas Bujhti Nahin Barsat Guzar Jaati Hai.
apni Yaadon Se Keh Do Is Tarah Naa Aaya Kare,
neend Aati Nahi Aur Raat Guzar Jaati Hai.
Woh mera sab kuch he bas mera mukaddar nahi,
Kash woh mera kuch bhi na hota sirf mukaddar hota….
Mujhe pata hai,
Meri khuddari tumhe kho degi,
Main bhi kya karu,
Mujhe maangne ki aadat nahi…
Kutte bhaunkte hai……….
Zinda hone ka ehsas dilane k
liye,……..
Jungle ka sanata……….
Sher ki mauzudgi baya karta hai.
Jab mujhe yakin hai ki khuda mere sath hai,
tab is se mujhe fark nahi padta kaun kaun mere khilaaf hai…
Cheekhe bhi yaha gaur se sunta nahi koi,
are kis shaher me tum sher sunane chale aaye…
Ladkiyon ka attitude
Girl to Doctor : dr. sahab mujhe koi achi si medicine de dena..
Doctor : Aapko kya hua hai?
Girl : Kuch nai bas Nazar lag gayiii hai…
Ye Najrein na hoti, najara na hota,
Husn walo ka is duniya me gujara na hota…
Lamho ki daulat se dono marhum rahe,
Mujhe churana na aya use kamana na aaya….
Hisab apni mohabbat ka mai kya dun…
tum apni hichkiyo ko bhi kabhi gina karo….
बिकने वाले और भी है, जाओ जा कर खरीद लो हम ‘कीमत’ से नही ‘किस्मत’ से मिला करते है.
Wo 10 lafzo ki hifazat nahi kar paye,
uske hatho me zindgi ki poori kitab kya deta…
Baar baar hum par hi ilzaam laga dete ho mohabbat ka,
kabhi khud se bhi puchha hai, itne haseen kyu ho….
Mere alawa kisi aur ko apna ishq banakar dekh le,
Teri har dhadkan yehi kahegi,
Uski wafa me kuch aur hi baat thi….
Tere siwa mai apna chocolate kisi ko na dun,
Dil to bahot door ki baat hai…..
Tareef uski kar jisne ye jahan banaya,
Tujhe hotty banakar mujhe Naughty Banaya….
Mera chhota sa ghar teri Roshni se Chamak jaaye,
Teri sweety si smile dekhkar saale mere dost JALAN se mar jaaye…..
Tum thodi si fuljhadi kya hui,
saara mohalla to Machis ho gaya…..
Itna attitude mat dikha pagli,
Mere phone ki battery bhi tujhse jyada hot hai…..
Dhoka Mila Jab Bhi Pyar Main
Zindgi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi,
Socha Tha Chhod Denge Is Raah-e-Muhabbat Ko,
Kambakht aaj Phir 1 New Number Se Miss Call Aa gayi……
Na jaane kaisa Virus hai pagle ki yaadon mein….
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.
.
. Jab jab uske bare me sochati hu
Akasar hang ho jaati hu…..
Agar Breakup ke baad bhi Aap apne Ex ka Profile check karte ho to,
Meri baat maano Barbaad ho chuke ho tum…
Girl to Doctor : dr. sahab mujhe koi achi si medicine de dena..
Doctor : Aapko kya hua hai?
Girl : Kuch nai bas Nazar lag gayiii hai…
Ye Najrein na hoti, najara na hota,
Husn walo ka is duniya me gujara na hota…
Lamho ki daulat se dono marhum rahe,
Mujhe churana na aya use kamana na aaya….
Hisab apni mohabbat ka mai kya dun…
tum apni hichkiyo ko bhi kabhi gina karo….
बिकने वाले और भी है, जाओ जा कर खरीद लो हम ‘कीमत’ से नही ‘किस्मत’ से मिला करते है.
Wo 10 lafzo ki hifazat nahi kar paye,
uske hatho me zindgi ki poori kitab kya deta…
Baar baar hum par hi ilzaam laga dete ho mohabbat ka,
kabhi khud se bhi puchha hai, itne haseen kyu ho….
Mere alawa kisi aur ko apna ishq banakar dekh le,
Teri har dhadkan yehi kahegi,
Uski wafa me kuch aur hi baat thi….
Tere siwa mai apna chocolate kisi ko na dun,
Dil to bahot door ki baat hai…..
Tareef uski kar jisne ye jahan banaya,
Tujhe hotty banakar mujhe Naughty Banaya….
Mera chhota sa ghar teri Roshni se Chamak jaaye,
Teri sweety si smile dekhkar saale mere dost JALAN se mar jaaye…..
Tum thodi si fuljhadi kya hui,
saara mohalla to Machis ho gaya…..
Itna attitude mat dikha pagli,
Mere phone ki battery bhi tujhse jyada hot hai…..
Dhoka Mila Jab Bhi Pyar Main
Zindgi Mein Udaasi Chaa Gayi,
Socha Tha Chhod Denge Is Raah-e-Muhabbat Ko,
Kambakht aaj Phir 1 New Number Se Miss Call Aa gayi……
Na jaane kaisa Virus hai pagle ki yaadon mein….
.
.
.
.
.
. Jab jab uske bare me sochati hu
Akasar hang ho jaati hu…..
Agar Breakup ke baad bhi Aap apne Ex ka Profile check karte ho to,
Meri baat maano Barbaad ho chuke ho tum…
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