WhatsApp Status In Hindi

 हर स्त्री, पुरुष के साथ बराबरी चाहती है, मगर इस शर्त के साथ कि चूहे, छिपकली और कॉकरोच केसाथ पुरुष अकेले ही निपटेगा !

 Koi phoolo se krta h pyar koi kaanto se hum unse krte h pyar jo hum se krte h pyar

 Agaj us k hath me hai agaj kar k dekh  bhige hue pairo se parwaj kar k dekh.

 Jitna tera dimag chalta h , utna to mera kharab hota hai.

 itna na yad kro ki rat bhar so na sake, subhe ko surkh ankhon ka sabab puchte hai log.

 jindgi adhuri lagti h jab apne rooth jate h..

 Bina jokhim kuch nahi milta or jokhim vhi uthate hai jo sahsi hote hai.

 Sher ko ghas doge Ghode ko mas doge 2no. mar jayenge.

 Jo ho gya use socha nahi karte jo mil gya use khoya nahi karte...Hashil unhe hoti hai saflta jo waqt or halat par roya nahi krte.

 per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahidete.

 Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye

 hum to aaj bhi apane hunar me dum rakhate hai chaa jate hai rang jb mahfile me kadam rakhate hai

 Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.

 अगर आज वो मुझसे बात कर लेती तो कौन सा कहर टूट पड़ता। खामोस रहकर खुद उसने तूफ़ान कोन्योता दिया है।।

 jab vidwaan ikathe ho kare gnyan ki bat jab gadhe ikathe ho kare latam lat

 Jis din apna eka chalega ...us din to badsha kya badsha ka bap bhi apna gulam hoga .

 Main ek achchha ladka hun bas aadte thodi kharab hain. :P

 dusroki nuakri aur apni akal sabko achi lagti hai...

 tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega... :-P

 Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.

 " बात " उन्हीं की होती है, जिनमें कोई " बात " होती है..

 बोला था ना मुझे block मत कर….देख तेरी friend मेरे love में फंस गई.

 Tuj.. Se Fursat Me Krunga Isab Ae.. Jindgi… Abhi Khud Ulja Hu Khud Ko Suljane  Me , That my Think