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1] Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.
2]My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
3]After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
4] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
5] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
6] I’ll be back before you pronunce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.
7] Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
8] tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.
9] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
10] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
12] One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
13] Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
14] Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.
15] Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
16] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. …..
17] move on…
18] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
20] Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset. …….
21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
23] The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
24] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 
:p
:p
25] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …….
26] “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.
27] You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
28] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
29] Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…! ………(Best whatsapp status)
30] I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
31] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
offered any food
offered any food
32] Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
33] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
34] Whattsapp status is loading…
35] Treat me like a queen and i’ll treat you like a king. But If you treat me like a game, i’ll show you how its played.
36] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
37] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
38] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
39] Too busy to update a status. 0_o
40] Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
41] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
42] I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder. …. (great whatsapp status)
43] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
contact name as “Free Recharge”
contact name as “Free Recharge”
44] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 
45] Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
46] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
station..
station..
47] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
48] Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
49] Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)
50] They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
51] Waiting for wi-fi network.
52] If procrastination was an Olympic event ,I’d compete in it later.
53]Life’s not about money, it’s about love & ……I love MONEY!
54] Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
55] Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy.
56] There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian & Tuesday Saturday.
57] One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!
58] Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
59] There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.
60] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
61] Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
62] Status under construction.
63] Take Life, one cup at a time!
64] I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life;…….. if I die next Tuesday.
65] Life is like photography, you need negatives to develop it.
66] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.
67] Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u
:);)
:);)
68] Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(
69] Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.
70] Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
71] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p
:p
72] Never try to teach a pig to sing- it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
73] Second chances are for loosers….either we do it in first place or live it for others.
74] I’m cool but global warming made me hot
75] I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one place with my phone all day.
76] Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
77] Life is planning a pleasant curve for me.
78] We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
79] Life is too short. Dont waste it reading my watsapp status….
80] One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature 
81] Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life
82] Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in a long-shot. – Charlie Chaplin
83] ” And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.” –
Friedrich Nietzsche
Friedrich Nietzsche
84] Without me its just awso.
85] Sometimes you never realize the value of a moment until it becomes a memory
86] I don’t like cocaine, i just like the way it smells;)
87] Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.
88] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it
89] I started out with nothing and i still have most of it:)
90] I wish i could trade my heart for another liver …..so that i can drink more and care less.
91] My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
92] I have decided to leave my past behind me ,so i owe you money…..sorry but I’ve moved on.
93] I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
94] If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
95] Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant
mind…..ME:Never Mind.
mind…..ME:Never Mind.
96] I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
97] If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
98] I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card!!!!
99] I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
100] I meditate for 20 min every morning …..It helps reduce stress of being 20 min late for everything
101] Hey there….. be there.
Maine bhi badal diya hai zindagi ke usul.Ab jo yad karega vo hi yad rahega.
Log kehte hai ,zindaji 4 din ke hai.Leken agar zindaji 4 din ke hai to test match 5 din ka kaise ho sakta hai.
iss seher me sab jaldi me hote hai lekin time par kois nahi pochta.
Aache dost ko hamesha manana chahiye chahe vo kitne bhi ruth jaye kyonke…………. wo kamene hamare sare razz jante hai.
Aap lehro ko to nahi rokh sakte lekin terna sikh sakte hai.
Akal ketni bhi tej ho nasib ke bina nahi jeet sakta……Birbal kitna bhi akalmand ho,wo badshah nahi ban sakta.
7)Aagar koi cheej puri shidad se mango to puri kaynat judh jati hai use pura karne.
Jeendagi me apnakirdar eese jio ke parda girne ke bad bhi taliya bajti rahe.
Jo sheeshe ke ghar me rehte hain, woh basement mein kapde badalte hain.
mera to bad luck hi kharab hai
Tension lene ka nahin, sirf dene ka.
Yeh mat samajh na bhool jayen ge tumhe ,duuuurrrr rehkar bhi chahenge tumhe ,dost bankar raas na aye to bhooott bankar darayenge tumhe !
Ishq ke mayene hamse mat puchho,hum abhi isse anjan hain,sirf ek gujarish hai ki dorr na jana,Kyonki ishq hi hamari jaan hai.
Mary Bad Ehal-e-Dil Ki Mehfiloon Mein Ja K… Meri Shairi Lary Gi Mary Khoon Ka Muqadma…
Ab Na Aage Badhu… Na Piche Hatoon, Tum Se Tum Tak Thahar Gaya Hu Main
Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.
Tu vo zalim hai jo dil me reh kar b meri na ho saki, aur dil vo kafir hai jo mujh me reh kar b tera ho gaya
Tum kise or se ishq kr lo hame sudharne me tym lagega…:-P
Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai
log kehte hain m0hbaat ek bar hoti hai..mein tu jab bhi use dekhta hon bar bar hoti hai..
Khyalon me basa rakha hai tera pyar is qadar,koi waqt bhi puche to tera naam bata deta hu…
Raat ku mujhku neend na aye subhu ku teri yaad satayeh her pal sochu tujh ku chahat teri badhti jaye:)
Tere na honae se jindgi m bss itnii si kami h…Mai chaahe laakh muskura lu parr ankho me nami ha
Kisi ki yaad me itna udaas na hua kar..Log naseeb se milte hain udaasiyon se nahi… 
aasmaan se tod k ek tara diya hai,meri tanhai ko ik sahara diya hai,meri kismat v naaj karti hai mujh par, ki khuda ne PYAR hi itna pyara diya hai
Hamary sath beety lamhon ki yaadein sambhal k rakhna………Phr hum yaad to aen gy par lot k kabi ni aen gy….
Juda hone ka shoq bhi pura karle humdum,lagta hai tujhe hum jinda ache nahi lagte…
Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
Khwabo ki dunia me hm khote chale gaye,hosh me the fir b madhosh hote chale gaye,jane kya baat thi us ajnabi nigaho
me, na chahte hue b hm uske hote chale gye.
per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.
Dastane pehene wali bile cuhe nahi pakdti.
Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle Or Kismat Ke Bina Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta…Kam krke dheko.
Main kyu pukaru use ki lout aao,Kya use khaber nahi Ki kuchh nhi mere pas uske siwaye..
★ιѕнq кα đαѕтυя нι кυ¢н αιѕα h★ ★Jσ ιѕкσ jαη Ļєтα h★ ★ує ѕαĻα υѕι кι jααη Ļє Ļєтα н★
Baray Sakoon Se Rukhsat To Ker Diya Us Ko…Phir Us K Baad Mohabbat Ne Intehaa Ker Di..!!
Jara kisi ne muje cheda to Chalak padenge aasoo, Koi mujse yu na pooche tera dil udaas kyun hain..
kis tarha khatam kar Sakte hain un Se riShta…!Jin k0 Sirf dekhne Se hum duniya k0 bhool jaty hyn…!
40) Mere Dil Ki Har Dhadkan Tumhare Liye Hai Meri Har Dua Tumhari Muskurahat Ke Liye Hai Tumhari Har Adaa Mere Dil Ko
Churane Ke Liye Hai Ab To Meri Zindagi Tumhare Intezar Ke Liye Hai
Aye khuda hum pe ek ehsan kar de,Unke dil k sab Armaan pure kar de,Unki khushiyo k liye agar kisi ki zndgi chahiye,To
der na kar, Hme hi bejaan kar de.
roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.
Ajab Hunnar Hai Mere Hath Mein, Yeh Sher Likhne Ka; Mein Apni Barbadiyan Likhta Hun, Log Wah Wah Karte Hain!
aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
Toote huye dil mein rehne ki koshish na kar,Sukhe huye darkht pe parinde bhi basera nahi karte…
Udaas hu par naraz nahi tere dil m hu par tere pass nahi vaise to sab mere pass hai par tujsa koi khaas nahi.
Hashil unhe hoti hai saflta jo waqt or halat par roya nahi krte..
Mujh Ko Bhi Be-Wafa Samjhta Hai…Jane Woh Khod Ko Kia Samjhta Hai ! huh
Agar Kuch Seekhna Hai Toh Aankhon Ko Padhna Seekh Lo ,Warna Lafzo Ke Matlab Toh Hazaro Nikalte Hain…!
Ye Kaisa Silsila Hai Tere Aur Mere Darmiyaan…,Faasle Toh Bahot Hain Magar Mohabbat Kam Nahi Hoti….
In Devanagari….
आज का विचार: अगर परछाईयाँ कद से और बातें औकात से बड़ी होने लगे तो समझ लीजिये कि सूरज डूबने ही वाला है..!
कोई ना दे हमें खुश रहने की दुआ, तो भी कोई बात नहीं वैसे भी हम खुशियाँ रखते नहीं, बाँट दिया करते है…!!!
ऐ खुदा हिचकियों में कुछ तो फर्क डालना होता अब कैसे पता करूँ कि कौनसी वाली याद कर रही है
हमे जब नींद आएगी तो इस कदर सोएंगे के लोग रोएंगे हमे जगाने के लिए…!!
मुझे इतना भी मत घुमा ए जिंदगी,मै शहर का शायर हूँ , “MRF का टायर” नही
राज तो हमारा हर जगह पे है…। पसंद करने वालों के “दिल” में और नापसंद करने वालों के “दिमाग” में…।
जी भर गया है तो बता दो हमें इनकार पसंद है इंतजार नहीं…!
हुकुमत वो ही करता है जिसका दिलो पर राज हो…!! वरना यूँ तो गली के मुर्गो के सर पे भी ताज होता है…!!
टूटे हुए सपनो और छुटे हुए अपनों ने मार दिया वरना ख़ुशी खुद हमसे मुस्कुराना सिखने आया करती थी.
जरूरत और चाहत में बहुत फ़र्क है… कमबख्त़ इसमे तालमेल बिठाते बिठाते ज़िन्दगी गुज़र जाती है !!!!
खोने की दहशत और पाने की चाहत न होती, तो ना ख़ुदा होता कोई और न इबादत होती .
दुकानें उसकी भी लुट जाती है अक्सर हमने देखा है…! . जो दिन भर में न जाने कितने ताले बेच देता है…!!
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