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WhatsApp Status for reporters

WhatsApp Status I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle. It’s the little things you do that mean the most to me. Virginity can be cured. You fall in love, you get hurt. That’s life. It costs $0.00 to be a decent person. Sometimes you have to lose the battle to win the war. I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out. Deal with your problems before they deal with your happiness. My life can be measured in hours I don’t insult people , I just describe them. Love me or hate me I’m still gonna shine. A party without cake is just a meeting. Life is Short – Chat Fast! Don’t be voilent be silent and show your talent.. I’d far rather be happy than right. No guts, no glory, no brain, same story A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. How do you occupy an idiot? Press down – Press up…Press Down…! I got less but i got best! I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I’d far rather be ha

WhatsApp Status to young girls

WhatsApp Status Dil ke dard kam ho jate jab Ma or Tum Hum Ho jate..! My silence is just an other word for my pain... Being single is smarter than _being in the wrong relationship. Sometimes one hello, makes U never want to say goodbye... Zindgi Kamal ki hai Garebo ko Mahal ke Supne Dikati Hai Jis Me Amiro ko Need nahi ati... Mat puchh kaise guzar rahi h zindagi, Uss daur se guzar rahi hu jo guzarta hi nhi..!! Kaash tum mout hoti, Toh ek din jaroor meri hoti...!! Ek hi shaks se matlab tha.. Wo bhi matlabi nikla.. Fikr toh aaj bhi teri karte hain, Bas jikr karne ka hak nahi raha.. Dard to tab hua jab alvida kahte-kahte wo khud ro pari.. hum wo dard hain jo ankho se jhalakte hai..!! सच्ची मोहबत तो अक्सर दिलतोड़ने वालीसे ही होती हैं....! जिसकी सजा तुम हो, मुझे एसा गुनाह करना हैं! Itna be na yad kro ki rat bhar so na saku..!! Zindgi adhuri lagti hai jab apne koi rooth ta hai.. Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log vase hi badnaam karte rehte hai..!! Auron se to pyaar ka rishta

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Whatsapp Status The Men without Beard is like a Lion without hairs..!! True LUV story is like a beard of men. It never ends, it only grows..!! With great Beard comes great responsibility! The only reason to shave ur beard is the joy of growing it again. If you don't like my beard.....then leave me baby...!! Beard under construction....!! Beards make Guy Hotter and Handsome..!! Sum Men wear a suit to look Handsome, I grew a beard. If you don't like my beard.....then leave me baby.... #Man without a Beard is like a Cup of a Tea without sugar. Keep calm and... grow beard...! Beard sign of Smarter...!! Man who have beard look Beardsome...! I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man...! To be happy is to have a beard... Grow a beard. Then we will talk... When a bearded man is around I cannot keep Calm... Beard making ugly men handsome since the beginning of time. Kudi Gut nal te Munda Muchh Nal hi Sohne Lagde ne.. JIGRA Bda ae Jatt Da,,,,,, Tahi Much

Whatsapp Status in Hindi

New Whatsapp Status I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs I'm the dude with cool attitude Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore. Silence is the best response to a fool. A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings. It's not an attitude, it's the way I am. I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle. My life my rules. _|_ Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect. I do not get drunk- I get awesome. Time is precious waste it wisely. Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. A jealous woman does better research than FBI. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality. Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug. The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive. I am not arguing,

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New Whatsapp Status Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality. Status Unavailable,please try and reload again. I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒ to reveal your PIN, You need to authenticate yourself to see my status  Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL! Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good. I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses. I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true. Ability to take failures makes you successful. I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in  dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun. Stop checking my status better you have your own. I don’t hate Peoples ,I just love Peoples who love me. Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You I’m so good at s

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Cool WHATSAPP STATUS Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it a meaning. Let’s flip a coin, Head you are mine, Tails I’m yours! Love doesn’t hurt, Loving the wrong person does. I’m single because I take relationships seriously Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time. If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER. If love is true …it will always find a way You look past my flaws, and call me beautiful. We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you. I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea. Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite! Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special… Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you. Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season. Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true. Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to be loved. Love

Latest Whatsapp Status, Whatsapp Status

Cool  Whatsapp Status 1] Life is like GRAMMAR : PAST-PERFECT, FUTURE-CONTINUOUS, & PRESENT-TENSED ! 2] You only live once, so do everything twice. 3] Character acchha hona chahiye, surat to Gujarat mein bhi hai. 4] After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy. 5] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise. 6] The sun is somewhere shining even when it rains. 7] I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe. 8] Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic. 9] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains . 10] When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic!!! 12] I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. 13] Can’t talk, telepathy only! 14] Q is just O with a cigar. 15] Eat…sleep….regret……repeat. 16] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p 17] move on… 18] Hakuna Matata!!–the great mott