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If you see someone without smile then give them your.


Help people even when you know they can't help you back.


Happines us seeing my mother smile.

If u can't convince them, confuse them

INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)


Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go...


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you're not
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Sardars? Both don't exist.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!


If you want something you've never had,you need to do something you've never done


The TRUTH hurts only once but a LIE hurts every time you remember it!
Even when someone breaks it to you gently, it's still possible to be crushed.


Having Right Vision In Any Endeavour Always Leads To A Glorious Conclusion ...


No one is worth your tears and the one who are won't make you cry.

We realise the value of life increases only after it is lost.....


When everything is wrong, fight and don't give up until it's right


I cant be your first love but i promised to be your last love".. !


DUNYA Mein SaB SY MUSHKL KAM APNY ILM Pe AMAL KRNA HY.


Where there is great love, there are always wishes.


"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."


Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.


If ur sad, thn sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smell ur socks!!!


An Eye with Dust 'n A Heart with Trust Always Cries


Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away... 


Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than the things we wish to happen.


If u can't convince them, confuse them


You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Hard work has a future payoff.


Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than the things we wish to happen.


If u can't convince them, confuse them


You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.


Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
Hard work has a future payoff.


Insanity is my only means of relaxation


No guts, no glory, no brain, same story


Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw.
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.

HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy & good looking...so where you gonna hide ME?


How do you occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!


having 1 child makes you a parent having to makes you a referee.


forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.


a child's greatest period of growth is the month after you have purchased new school uniform.


regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.


A ring is round & has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend.


Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?


I'm not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.


I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.


If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!


Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, & suffering.


whats the difference between your wife & your job? After 10 years your job still sucks.


Always remember you are unique just like every one else.


The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.


Loyal females DESERVE the best. Remember that ?


If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
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